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Where there's a Will there's a way

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

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