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Where there's a Will there's a way

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

To simplify complications is the first essential of success. - George E Buckle

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

I cannot make my days longer, so I strive to make them better. - Henry David Thoreau

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

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