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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

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