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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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