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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

There are two kinds of success: initial and ultimate. - Winston Churchill

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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