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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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