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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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