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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley


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