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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

There are two kinds of success: initial and ultimate. - Winston Churchill

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver


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