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Seeless Watermelon

Imaginary fruitless sale in grocery produce section

Seeless Watermelon thanks to Wayne Nowazek

They also sell transparent Seeless Grapes

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To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill


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