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Segregation Is A Two-Way Street

1950's segregation at the Memphis Zoo

Segregation Is A Two-Way Street thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Blacks were segregated from whites in the U.S. between 1849 and 1950, by law and private action in public accommodation, transportation, armed forces, and recreational facilities

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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