QuotaBillsCourage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake
Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl
Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson
It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon
Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne