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Self-Propelled Rocket

Waiting for the smoke to catch up to the propane bottle

Self-Propelled Rocket thanks to Brad Sherman

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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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