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Selfie Shoes

Fashion footwear for smiling relationships

Selfie Shoes thanks to Chandra Weyling

Social media for high heel friends

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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