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Selfie Shoes

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Social media for high heel friends

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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