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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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