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Selfie Shoes

Fashion footwear for smiling relationships

Selfie Shoes thanks to Chandra Weyling

Social media for high heel friends

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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