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Selfie Shoes

Fashion footwear for smiling relationships

Selfie Shoes thanks to Chandra Weyling

Social media for high heel friends

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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