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Selfie Skills - Master Level

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Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

He is great enough who is his own master. - Bishop Hail

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. - Zen Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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