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Selfie Skills - Master Level

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Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Everyone can master a grief but he that has it. - William Shakespeare

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter Drucker

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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