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Selfie Skills - Master Level

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Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. - Zen Proverb

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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