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Shark Week Birthday Cake

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Shark Week Birthday Cake thanks to Bree Suderman

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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