QuotaBillsLife is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld