QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield