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Shark Week Birthday Cake

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Shark Week Birthday Cake thanks to Bree Suderman

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Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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