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Shopping Wait-er

Shopping hours are never long enough for Wilbur's wife

Shopping Wait-er thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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