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Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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