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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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