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Shopping Wait-er

Shopping hours are never long enough for Wilbur's wife

Shopping Wait-er thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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