#1 humor site on the 'net

Shopping Wait-er

Shopping hours are never long enough for Wilbur's wife

Shopping Wait-er thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield


USB Vacuum Cleaner

Men's Wedding Photos

Help For Dead Children

Canine Golf Caddy

Gas-Resistant Pram

Dubai Ski Hill

Cat Chess

Happy Periods

Stuffed Owl

Lego Brick

Wedding Games

Eat Your Vegetables

Bread Pitt

Humpback Kayak

Spill Proof Cup

First Segway

Nosey Bird

Cyclist Roast

Bike Vaulting

Balanced Food Delivery

Gone To Market

iPhone Evolution

New Air Canada Seats

Texas Wal-Mart Shopper