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Shopping Wait-er

Shopping hours are never long enough for Wilbur's wife

Shopping Wait-er thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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