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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Antibody: 1. Against everyone; 2. Your Uncle's wife. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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