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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Only if you resist what happens are you at the mercy of what happens, and the world will determine your happiness and unhappiness. - Eckhart Tolle

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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