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Music is the only truly international language

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy. - Heraclitus

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness. - Mignon McLaughlin

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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