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Music is the only truly international language

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Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Happiness is to be dissolved into something complete and great. - Willa Cather

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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