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I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

The only thing better than singing is more singing. - Ella Fitzgerald

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five. - Mick Jagger

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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