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Music is the only truly international language

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Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

The only thing better than singing is more singing. - Ella Fitzgerald

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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