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Music is the only truly international language

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when you share it. - Albert Schweitzer

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents. - John W Gardner

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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