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Sing It Out

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Sing It Out thanks to Mike King

Music is the only truly international language

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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose. - C S Lewis

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when you share it. - Albert Schweitzer

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Only if you resist what happens are you at the mercy of what happens, and the world will determine your happiness and unhappiness. - Eckhart Tolle

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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