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Sing It Out

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Sing It Out thanks to Mike King

Music is the only truly international language

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Happiness is the best facelift. - Diana Krall

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. - Dalai Lama

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

I envy the happiness of others. I envy the sense of belonging. I seem always to be remaking myself. - Richard Eyre

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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