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I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it. - Pierre Beaumarchais

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

The most exciting happiness is happiness generated by forces beyond your control. - Ogden Nash

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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