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Learn about your ancestry - is there a Neanderthal in your DNA?

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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