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Learn about your ancestry - is there a Neanderthal in your DNA?

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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