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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

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The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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