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SkeleBike

Taking the skeleton out of the closet

SkeleBike thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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