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Taking the skeleton out of the closet

SkeleBike thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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