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SkeleBike

Taking the skeleton out of the closet

SkeleBike thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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