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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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