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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo


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