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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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