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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Fortune favors the bold but abandons the timid. - Latin Proverb

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

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