Smirnoff Women

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner