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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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