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Deliver: An organ in de body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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