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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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