Smoking Hot Body

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso