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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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