QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx
You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear