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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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