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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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