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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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