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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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