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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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