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Someone Cares

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Ultracrepidarian: Someone who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin


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