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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

Never shed a tear for someone who isn't there to wipe them away. - Unknown

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there. - Robert Kiyosaki

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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