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Someone Cares

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

A champion is someone who gets up when he can't. - Jack Dempsey

Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable. - Veronica Roth

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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