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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Concern for someone else was a good remedy for taking the mind off one's own troubles. - Elizabeth Aston

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. - Dr. Seuss

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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