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Someone Cares

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there. - Robert Kiyosaki

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. - Dr. Seuss

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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