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Someone Cares

Caregiving ideas from remote corners of the world

Someone Cares thanks to Mike King

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Oh, how horrible our sins look when they are committed by someone else. - Chuck Smith

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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