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Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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