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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

Lending a helping hand to Little Johnny

Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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