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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work thanks to Marian Renstrom

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I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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