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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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