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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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