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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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