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Spider Cookies

Cooking for non-arachnophobics

Spider Cookies thanks to Howard Chapman

Next time you make chocolate chip cookies, get a toothpick and drag some chocolate out while they’re still warm

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. - Don Young


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