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Spider Cookies

Cooking for non-arachnophobics

Spider Cookies thanks to Howard Chapman

Next time you make chocolate chip cookies, get a toothpick and drag some chocolate out while they’re still warm

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Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair but its root and still be scared of spiders. - Jerry Seinfeld

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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