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Spiderman Face Cup

Peter Parker's early career as Spider-Man

Spiderman Face Cup thanks to Keith Blake

Cup of choice for super-hero coffee drinkers

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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