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Spiderman Face Cup

Peter Parker's early career as Spider-Man

Spiderman Face Cup thanks to Keith Blake

Cup of choice for super-hero coffee drinkers

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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