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Spiderman Face Cup

Peter Parker's early career as Spider-Man

Spiderman Face Cup thanks to Keith Blake

Cup of choice for super-hero coffee drinkers

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The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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