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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan