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Squirrel Feeder Trap

Inside out scoop on bird seed dispensers

Squirrel Feeder Trap thanks to Anna Travika

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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