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Stealing A Bass

Is that a small mouth or a large mouth?

Stealing A Bass thanks to Rick Carter

In baseball, stealing a bass while the game is in progress is generally regarded as the most difficult play to execute successfully. However, Bassball is sung to a different tune.
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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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