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Stealing A Bass

Is that a small mouth or a large mouth?

Stealing A Bass thanks to Rick Carter

In baseball, stealing a bass while the game is in progress is generally regarded as the most difficult play to execute successfully. However, Bassball is sung to a different tune.

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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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