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Stealing A Bass

Is that a small mouth or a large mouth?

Stealing A Bass thanks to Rick Carter

In baseball, stealing a bass while the game is in progress is generally regarded as the most difficult play to execute successfully. However, Bassball is sung to a different tune.
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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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