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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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