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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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