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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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