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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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