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Stoned In The Garden

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Caught in never-ending comtemplation

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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