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Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must stop assuming that a thing which has never been done before probably cannot be done at all. - Donald M Nelson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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Shopping-ish

Head Twins

Pickup Park

Diet Hard

Go Nowhere Bike

Master Reference Binder

Do You See A Bird or a Girl?

Car Moochanic

Wife's Small Mistake

Redneck TP

Backwards Clock

Redneck House Move

New World Record Holder

World's Hardest Golf Shot

Safe Bike

Donut Hole History

Church Flight

Jews: The Revenge

Israel Security

Breakfast In Bed

Antler Field

Redneck Stove Burner