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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright


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