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Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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