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Stop-tional Sign

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Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Stop acting like you live twice. - Unknown

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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