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Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?

Summer Speeding Ticket thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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