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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

To the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name knowledge. - Ambrose Bierce

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe. - Mark Twain

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it. - Mark Twain

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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