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Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe. - Mark Twain

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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