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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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