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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. - Thomas Sowell

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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