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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

The truth, but not the whole truth. - Baltasar Gracian

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

A mediocre person tells. A good person explains. A superior person demonstrates. A great person inspires others to see for themselves. - Harvey Mackay


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