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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy


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