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In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth. - Albert Camus

People only lie because they are afraid of the truth. - Madison Reil

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. - Socrates

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco


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