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Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

Truth is treason in the empire of lies. - Ron Paul

You cannot weave truth on a loom of lies. - Suzette Haden Elgin

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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