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Surprise Announcement

How to take the wind out of one's sail

Surprise Announcement thanks to Mike King

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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