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Suspended Bedroom

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Suspended Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

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Suspended Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

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The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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