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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas


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