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Suspended Bedroom

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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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