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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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