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Suspended Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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