SwimChair Man

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy