QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com