QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson