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In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

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If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston


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