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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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