Ten Miles Gallery

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan