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Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

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Always assume the glass is half full

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

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