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Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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