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Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Bike Rack

Straight From The Cow

Surf-In Lunch Snack

Lateral Thinking

Da Hood Shirt

Quiet Place To Study

No Beatle Haircuts

Lego Anatomy

His First Hot Rod

Hair Safety

Open Air Reader

Vacation At Last

Cutting Edge Delivery

Sunset Eclipse

Diet Swing

Lamp Escape

Strong Straws

Lucky Spectator


I Think I'll Hold It

Instant Coffee Tragedy

Cow Camouflage

Room For Two