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Tenacity

Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay


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