Texas Basketball

Basketball: Dribbling rivalry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan