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Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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