Texas Basketball

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard