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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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