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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

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There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy


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