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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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