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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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