QuotaBillsCrime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi