QuotaBillsPolitics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron
Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran