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My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall


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