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The Dark Side of Christmas

AT-AT Walkers on the prowl

The Dark Side of Christmas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Standing over 20 meters tall with blast-impervious armor plating, the All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT Walker) is a four-legged transport and combat vehicle used by the Imperial ground forces who specialize in surprise Christmas attacks

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Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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