The Empress

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler