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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah


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