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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

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