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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end. - Tacitus

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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