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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw


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