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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

One setback is one setback. It is not the end of the world. - Jillian Michaels

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. - Pierre Trudeau

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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