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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S Patton

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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