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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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Bird Person

Finger Cup

Voices In My Head

Carousel Escape

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Reflective Art

Lord Of The Watch

Vegan Cell Phone

Coffee Bean Grinder

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