The End in Canada

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. - Margaret Thatcher

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash