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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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