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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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