The Original Smart Phone

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown