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The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology

The Original Smart Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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