The Original Smart Phone

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown