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The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology

The Original Smart Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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