The Original Smart Phone

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com