The Working Man

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay