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The Working Man

Is it just me, or does everyone seem to have a hand in my pocket?

The Working Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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