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The Working Man

Is it just me, or does everyone seem to have a hand in my pocket?

The Working Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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