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The Working Man

Is it just me, or does everyone seem to have a hand in my pocket?

The Working Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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