QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer