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Things That Taste Like Chicken

Cultivating Australian taste buds

Things That Taste Like Chicken thanks to Howard Chapman

Haute cuisine for an Aussie

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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