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This Cracks Me Up

When fine china turns into broken dreams

This Cracks Me Up thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frowning at losing part of a dinnerware set

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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