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When fine china turns into broken dreams

This Cracks Me Up thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frowning at losing part of a dinnerware set

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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