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When fine china turns into broken dreams

This Cracks Me Up thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Frowning at losing part of a dinnerware set

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

You go to a psychiatrist when you're slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely cracked. - Unknown

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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